But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, By takin all these other motha fuckers outta here!After your mom does the dishes and the silverwear, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear!!!! (Sharon) I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions,, A man who expresses himself in his own special way #2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?
Contestant #2: First thing, I could never love you. but if i did, I'd probably show you that i care by takin' all these other mothafuckers outta here. I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother i'd pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother.(Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works in the Dark Carnival. First of all, I could never love you You sound like a richy bitch, yo fuck you!Host: Lets meet contestant number one he`s a skitzophranic serial killa klown who says women love his sexy smile lets find out if hischarmwill work on Sharon, Sharon? Sharon: Contetsant number 1 i belive first impressions last forever, so let`s say you were to come over to my parents house andhave dinner with me and my family, tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick?Your dad would probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!